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Published on: 2011-11-01
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Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi has a lifestyle most guidettes dream about. But can she help it if she was born to love fake tans and juiceheads In this must-have guide to being a guidette, America’s favorite pint-sized princess shares her secrets for ROCKING it, Jersey-style. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to arm yourself with bronzer, a tease comb, and makeup brushes and join the Snooki Style Revolution. When guidettes march in, people notice. It’s the attitude. The boldness. The sex appeal. The tan. The serious shortage of hairspray in the surrounding area. You have to experiment in life, or you’ll be boring. From her top twenty-five rules for being a guidette, to her smushable makeup and skin secrets, to her rules on Snookin’ for love, Snooki’s sickest tips and advice for friggin’ owning it are all here, along with hundreds of full color photographs and the official Snictionary for easy reference. But that’s not all. There’s a lot more to the diminutive reality star than what you see on TV. Snooki shares her obsessions (her bed, Viva Glam Gaga bright pink lipstick, sci-fi movies) and some juicy behind-the-Shore secrets (which season was her favorite, what it was like to wake up in a jail cell in season two, why the house smells like alcohol and dog’s butt). For everything else, you’ll just have to read the book! Being a guidette princess is about being yourself, doing what you want, and trying to have a good time wherever you are. So strap yourselves in, bitches! And get ready for the ride. *** It’s the Snooki Style Revolution, bitches! “My biggest nightmare is waking up pale. Or without eyelashes.” “A guidette has to know how to have fun anywhere. Like, if you’re stuck in a cardboard box, you have to rock it.” “LOVE my slippers. It’s like wearing beds on your feet.” “If you can smell hair gel from a mile away, it signals guido mating season.” “I like to wear so many accessories that people are confused.” “Guidettes are born with attitude. It doesn’t matter if you’re tall, skinny, round, or a Smurf, or what your background is, we put on our bronzer and we fricken rock our princess status. Like, get out of our way, we don’t care what you think. Unless you’re a mirror.” Nicole Polizzi Wikipdia Snooki en 2010 Donnes cls Nom de naissance Nicole Elizabeth Polizzi Surnom Snooki Naissance 23 novembre 1987 (29 ans) Santiago du Chili Nationalit Amricaine ... Snooki - Wikipedia Nicole Elizabeth "Snooki" LaValle (ne Polizzi; born November 23 1987) is an American reality television personality who is best known for being a cast member of ... AOL - Entertainment News & Latest Celebrity Headlines Get breaking entertainment news and the latest celebrity stories from AOL. All the latest buzz in the world of movies and TV can be found here. Disgraced Minor Female Celebs - Page 97 - Vintage Erotica ... Page 97- Disgraced Minor Female Celebs Classic Celebrities Italian XXX. The Best - Euphoria Italian Video at Euphoria ... OverThumbs. Big-titty guidette Bella Blaze has just ordered a male escort with a whopper dong but when elfish Tony Rubino shows ... Love and Sex News Advice Culture - HuffPost Women Advice for men and women on obtaining and maintaining loving relationships and healthy sex lives. Also includes romantic ideas love songs and famous couples. List of ethnic slurs - Wikipedia The following is a list of ethnic slurs (ethnophaulisms) that are or have been used as insinuations or allegations about members of a given ethnicity or to refer to ...
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